Baloney+Belly+Billy


 * __Baloney Belly Billy__

Baloney Belly Billy swallows anything for cash, if you offer him a penny, he'll chew paper from the trash, he'll eat guppies for a nickel, for a dime, he'll eat a bug, and a quarter will convince him that he ought to eat a slug.

I have seen him eat a button, I have seen him eat a bee, I have seen him eat three beetles for a half a dollar fee, for a dollar he will gladly eat a lizard off a fence, just imagine what he's swallow for another fifty cents.**