Drump+the+Grump

=Drumpp the Grump=

I'm Drumpp, the grump of the garbage dump, I'm a contradictory cuss, I'm grubby and gruff, and just as rough as an old rhinoceros.

I never wash, and like to squash my fingers into worms, I'm full of fleas and smelly cheese and fifty million germs.

I swallow food before it's chewed, I belch an awful lot, I smell like a goat, and wear a coat that swarms with slime and rot.

I'm mean as a bear that's burned his hair, I've nothing nice to say, I don't like you...or you...or YOU! You'd better go away.

I'm Drumpp, the grump of the garbage dump, I'm hard as a battering ram, but I want you to know before you go... I LIKE THE WAY I AM!