An+Irritating+Creature

=An Irritating Creature=

There's an irritating creature in my living room today, it's been here for a year now, and it will not go away. The first time that I saw it, it was in my easy chair, and displayed no inlcination to forsake its station there.

I put it in a parcel, and I left it at the store, the thing was there to greet me when I opened up my door, I took it to the forest, and I tied it to a tree, I found it in my kitchen having sandwiches and tea.

I packed it in a carton to disguise its size and shape, I wrapped it and I stamped it and I sealed it shut with tape, I mailed it to the middle of a mountain in Tibet, I returned to see it sitting on my brand-new TV set.

I concealed it in a rocket that was bound for outer space, it was back that very evening with a smile upon its face. It appears I can't evict it, though I truly wish I could, it's entirely too tenacious - I suspect it's here for good.