Eggs!

=Eggs!= Eggs! You're excellent, exquisite, I exalt you, hot or cold, I salute you in a salad, I commend you in a mold, you are scruptious lightly scrambled, fully fascinating fried, incandescent over easy, dazzling on your sunny side.

Eggs! You're dainty when you're coddles, when you're stuffed, I long to bite, you're angelic when you're deviled, when you're shirred, you're sheer delight, you are magic on a muffin, gold ambrosia on a bun, you are princely, poached precisely, when your yellow starts to run.

Eggs! You're nectar in an omelette, in souffles, a savory dream, baked or boiled you are bewitching, in a quiche, you reign supreme, yes, I love you to distraction, but alas, you have a flaw, for you're thoroughly revolting when you're swallowed whole and raw.