When+Tillie+Ate+the+Chili


 * __When Tillie Ate the Chili__**
 * When Tillie ate the chili,**
 * She erupted from her seat,**
 * She gulped a quart of water,**
 * And fled screaming down the street,**
 * She coughed, she wheezed, she sputtered**
 * She ran totally amok**
 * She set a new world record**
 * As she raced around the block**


 * Tillie’s mouth was full of fire,**
 * Tillie’s eyes were red with tears,**
 * She was smoking from the nostrils,**
 * She was steaming from her ears,**
 * She cooled off an hour later,**
 * Showing perfect self- control**
 * As she said, “what tasty chili**
 * I should like another bowl”**